May 2013
43 posts
dirktier:
i’m basically “pro-do whatever you want as long as you’re enjoying yourself and not hurting other people”
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i can’t believe this, i thought what we had was special. you met my family and made me dinner. now all of a sudden you claim you’re a “waiter” and you’re just “doing your job”
grimelords:
it’s 100% legal to buy hundreds of small animal bones from ebay and have them delivered to a house that’s not yours
vegay:
if u copy me i will not find it flattering i will just really hate you
catswithbenefits:
i love 50 cent, or as he is known in Zimbabwe; four hundred million dollars
WHEN CATS FORGET TO PULL THEIR TONGUE ALL THE WAY...
supernatural-waywards:
thelostprincessofasgard:
cynicalwitch:
fickjamori:
schim:
LITERALLY MY FAVOURITE THING…………
It’s so derpy but adorable!
vougehoren:
‘whats shipping’
shutupaubrey:
team “i wore this yesterday but i’m going to a different place so it doesn’t matter”
cafunedesaudade:
I’m trying to figure out when “oh, it’s midnight” turned into “oh, it’s only midnight”
rapewhistled:
girls can rack up bout 2-3k followers in a weekend by havin the right people reblog the right booty pic but dudes gotta blog hard and blog raw for a long time to get close to that and thats why i need equal rights
andysambergg:
i have so much homework
what movie should i watch
meladoodle:
dreams are really weird because you don’t question the reality of them at all. like you could be being chased by a giant banana mafia and the only thing on your mind is ‘fuck, we gotta get to a blender pronto’
i hate when applications are like “why do you want to work here”
because i need money
what do you want me to say omfg
I HAVE A PASSION FOR FROZEN YOGURT
beerito:
i might be annoying but at least i dont say fail
snazziest:
I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt
gabanti:
my biggest problem in life is that you can’t put emphasis on “i” by capitalizing it
April 2013
8 posts
floozys:
hey followers is everyone feeling okay??? do you want some tea??? hot chocolate??? *puts in your favorite movie* *wraps you in fluffy blankets* *kisses your forehead* *whispers* i love you so much i just want everyone to be happy and safe
ussawesome:
when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man
poopflow:
i tried to be funny on the internet once *has war flashbacks*
smidgers:
”free wifi”
”please ask a member of staff for details”
